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"OMG!!! did you know the world cup is for soccer??"

"OMG!!! did you know dave matthews is in the dave matthews band!?"

"OMG!!! did you know buffalo wings arent really buffalo!?"

omg....eeyahhh i cant remember the rest....

   jEsSiCa SiMpSoN....MaH iDoL *HaAaAaA....*

Leah: (motioning to Buffalo wings) Have you tried these?
Jessica: I don't eat buffalo.
Leah: Ha! It's not buffalo, idiot. Oh my god.
Jessica: It's not?
Leah: No, it's chicken.
Jessica: Then why are they called Buffalo wings?
Nick: Baby, come on. You know that.
Jessica: I don't know this!
Drew: Because barbecue wings started in Buffalo, or something like that. You know, it's kinda weird that buffaloes don't have wings?
Jessica: I never thought about it.

+>>ChRiSsY<<+

*music is playing in the background on low....very low obviously*.....do you guyz hear that? (pics up end of cord and places it next to ear) what is that noise!?

Me: oh man chrissy we're gonna have to go back to your house

Chrissy: why? what for??

Me: bc i left my keys in your room and my parents are gone!

Chrissy: uuhhmm??? (gives a dumb look and dangles keys)

Me: yeah....but chrissy....those are YOUR house keys!

..:*:..LaUrA B..:*:..

"im like a turkey on thanksgiving.....STUFFED!"

 

{(ME)}

"hey guyz look its NEMO.....clunk...oops"


..::..mE aNd ChRiSsY..::..

Im ThA oNe iN tHa GrEeN...ChRiSsY's ThA PiNk oNe....

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

why does helen keller masturbate with one hand??

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

shit i dunno

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

why

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

so she can moan wiht the other one

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

thats mean isnt it??

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

haha

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

yes

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

hahahaha

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

oh wait, i don't get it

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

lol

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

omg these dudes come to skool every day with like 5 pages of jokes offline

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

did she have a voice box?

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

hahahah

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

hahabc she was mute and deaf and blind

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

hahahhahha

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

nnoo

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

thingamajigger

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

ok? soooo, how did she moan with thte other hadn?

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

she used SIGN LANGUAGE....thats what mute ppl do to talk......

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

haha

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

dude if you're mute i'd just kill you and get it over with hahaha

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

ooohhh iget it

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

hahaha

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

HHHAHAHAHAHHA

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

how'd she learn to do sign language if she can't see?

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

that stupid bitch, she wasn't mute, she just wanted attention

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

hahahahaha....im sorry chrissy why dont you take that up with her....oh wiat thats rite...SHES DEAD!!

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

lol hush

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

that's bullshit tho!

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

if the bitch was mute her ass can't fuckin learn am i right or am i right?

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

maybe she read brail??

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

and it told her to move her hands...

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

??

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

and how the fuck did she learn that?

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

lol

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

hahaha i have no fuckin idea

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

ok you know ashley, i give up

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

i win

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

just stophaha

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

it hit her ass in the face

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

haha

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

the bitch was neglected as a child

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

hahahah

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

HAHAHA

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

hahahahaha

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

thats wrong

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

she was really famous tho

[{š3×y þ£e×y}] says:

haha

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

she's dead it won't hurt her

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

i don't care

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

i know who she is

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

i just think she's an idiot

+ ‡±vå?¡LLâ Qµ33ñ±‡ + wHeN i RoLL uP tHeY bE LiKe "MmM-hMm" jAwZ dRoPpEd iN aWe, bRoThAz bE LiKe "hOw U dOiN mA" says:

hahahaha


Go On...iTs SaFe :) TeE hEe....